No, this is why women survive longer than men.
this hurt to look at
actually it’s true. in sociology we learn about the fact that men participate in more risky behavior to prove masculinity and this is a way the patriarchy hurts men and pat of the reason the life expectancy is longer for women
(Source: megustamemes, via teamfreekickass)
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
(Source: 0wenhart, via sodamnrelatable)
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.